Gridiron Belles

Because sometimes it’s just plain funny to laugh at the other team’s expense!

What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
………Drool.

What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
………A full set of teeth.

How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?
………Grease her hips and push.

How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
………Pay him for the pizza.

How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?
……..There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
………Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player’s life?
………His freshman year.

How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
………None. That’s a sophomore course.

Feel free to change any of these teams around–these are just for fun and are not intended to hurt anyone’s feelings.  But, to be honest, if these G-rated jokes hurt your feelings, you may want to reconsider changing conferences and never step foot at a tailgate where the jokes are a tad bit–to a lotta bit– more insulting!

Xs and Os,

Christie Leigh